Australian
Bards and Bush Reviewers
While you use your best endeavour to immortalise
in verse
The gambling and the drinking which are your
country’s greatest curse,
While you glorify the bully and take the
spieler’s part –
You’re a clever southern writer, scarce inferior
to Brett Harte.
If you sing of waving grasses when the plains are
dry as bricks,
And discover shining rivers where there’s only
mud and sticks;
If you picture ‘mighty forests’ where the
mulga spoils the view –
You’re superior to Kendall, and ahead of Gordon
too.
If you swear there’s not a country like the land
that gave you birth,
And it’s sons are just the noblest and most
glorious chaps on earth;
If in every girl a Venus your poetic eye discerns,
You are gracefully referred to as the ‘young
Australian Burns’
But if you should find the bushmen – spite of
all the poets say –
Are just common brother-sinners, and you’re
quite as good as they –
You’re a drunkard, and a liar, and a cynic, and
a sneak,
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