The
Man from Waterloo
(With kind regards to ‘Banjo’)
And
humped his swag out back.
He
tramped for months without a bob,
For
most of the sheds were full,
Until
at last he got a job
At
picking up the wool.
He
found the work was rather rough,
But
to swore to see it through,
For
he was made of sterling stuff –
The
man from Waterloo.
The
first remark was like a stab
That
fell his ear upon,
‘Twas
‘There’s another something scab’
The
boss has taken on!’
They
couldn’t let the towny be –
They
sneered like anything;
They’d
mock him when he’d sound the
‘g’
In
words that end in ‘ing’.
There
a came a man from Ironbark,
And
at the shed he shore;
He
scoffed his victuals like a shark,
And
like a fiend he swore.
He’d
shorn his flowing beard that day –
He
found it hard to reap –
Because
‘twas hot and in the way
While
he was shearing sheep.
His
loaded fork and grimy holt,
Was
poised, his jaws moved fast,
Impatient
till his throat could bolt
The
mouthful taken last.
He
couldn’t stand a something toff,
Much
less a jackaroo;
And
swore to take the trimmings off
The
man from Waterloo.
The
towny saw he must be up
Or
else be underneath,
And
so one day, before them all,
He
dared to clean his teeth.
The
men came running from the shed,
And
shouted ‘Here’s a lark!’
‘It’s
gone to clean it’s tootsies!’ said
The
man from Ironbark.
His
feeble joke was much enjoyed;
He
sneered as bullies do,
And
with a scrubbing-brush he guyed
The
man from Waterloo.
The
jackaroo made a remark
But
peeled and waded in,
And
soon the man from Ironbark
Had
three teeth less to grin!
And
when they knew that he could fight
They
saw to see him through,
Because
they saw that he was right –
The
man from Waterloo.
Now
in a shop in Sydney near
The
Bottle on the Shelf,
The
tale is told – with trimmings – by
The
Jackaroo himself.
‘They
made my life a hell,’ he said;
‘They
wouldn’t let me be;
They
set the bully of the shed
To
take it out of me.
‘The
dirt was on him like a sheath,
He
seldom washed his phiz;
He
sneered because I cleaned my teeth –
I
guess I dusted his!
I
treated them as they deserved –
I
signed on one or two!
They
won’t forget me soon,’ observed
The
man from Waterloo.
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