He worked wid us at Wantigong -
Old Mickety Mulga Jim.
We'd all a-gone blue mouldy if
It 'adn't bin for him.
H'd keep us yarnin' at the fire
An' larfin' be the hour
At 'is emusin' annikdotes,
Be George, he 'ad the power.
'E told us up in Queensland, where
'E'd never go again,
He come to some dry water-'ole
Upon a ten mile plain,
The tank was dry, and Jim was dry,
But by a 'appy thought,
He wrung 'e's empty water-bag
An' got about a quart;
But couldn't find a stick of wood
To bile his billy by,
So stuck a match into the grass,
Which then was pretty dry.
He 'eld the billy to the flame
Wid a bit of fencing wire,
But 'ad to go to foller it,
So rapid run the fire.
Five miles acrost that flamin' plain
He raced that fire, did he,
But when at last the billy biled,
He 'ad forgot the tea!
1936 T Ranken